This is it.
When I think of coffee, I think of the dreariest and roughest mornings I've ever experienced and the dark, delicious bean juice that made them go from abysmal to satisfactory - and at the very least, tolerable. For years, as long as it perked me up that was good enough. After trying this stuff, I've come to appreciate that I CAN have coffee in the morning that IS delicious and deserve to expect it to taste as great as it makes me feel. This blend convinced me, setting a new standard for my enjoyment of both coffee and yes, mornings too. The subtle chocolate notes make my big dumb monkey brain really happy. You'll see what I mean...
The downside, it will make you selfish and deceptive.
You'll tell your friends about the really good coffee you just tried for the first time. They'll come over and smell your amazing house. Sarcastically pandering, they will ask if its the coffee that smells that good or if it's you. Trying to take advantage of that polite host inside us all, they'll ask to have 'just a cup'. You'll laugh (at the thought of yourself sharing any of your tasty new discovery) as you politely, albeit begrudgingly agree to give them a cup. Averting your welcoming gaze and smile, the weight of their demand will hit and you'll accept that drastic measures must be taken. You'll swap the Quarantine blend drip you just made for yourself with the crappy store-bought stuff that you sprinkled cinnamon and cocoa powder into for your friend's cup. Your friend will taste the quality and know it couldn't possibly be the same, but out of politeness will agree that the coffee IS really good and totally tastes AMAZING. Smiles will be had by all; however, you'll laugh a little louder knowing you get to drink the rest of the good stuff once they're gone. You'll continue to gatekeep the tastiest coffee out there all while effortlessly fighting off the guilt with every next delicious sip.